Embrace the laid-back lifestyle with this cozy crewneck sweatshirt that boldly declares 'Allergic to Plans.' Perfect for those who cherish their downtime, this piece features a soft blend of cotton and polyester (available in Ash Grey and Athletic Heather) for ultimate comfort. With its relaxed fit and playful micro-mantra, it's the ideal companion for a chill day at home, keeping you stylishly shielded from social obligations. Get ready to say no in style!
From the brand: Your Official Excuse for Saying No ✌️
Flaking isn’t just a habit—it’s a lifestyle. Whether you're a proud homebody, socially selective, or just allergic to group texts, this cozy crewneck lets the world know exactly where you stand:
at home, in sweats, not coming.
Featuring the main text
“Allergic to Plans”
and a bonus micro-mantra that reads
“Flaking is my love language,”
this sweatshirt is your comfy shield against brunch invites, spontaneous hangouts, and anything requiring real pants.
Choose your comfort level:
Ash Grey (Gildan):
50% cotton, 50% polyester | 8.0 oz | Classic, cozy, tried-and-true
Athletic Heather (Bella Canvas):
90% cotton, 10% polyester fleece | 8.0 oz | Buttery-soft and slightly more lightweight
Both feature a relaxed, unisex fit and are screen printed by hand in California. Wash cold, hang dry, stay home.
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Part of The Cozy AF Drop
– a limited-edition release that disappears after 30 days.
Available through August 31st.
After that, it’s headed straight to the Graphics Graveyard. 👻
