This graphic tee blends humor and outdoor spirit, perfect for those who embrace nature's beauty and quirks. Made from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton, it offers a relaxed unisex fit that's comfortable for any adventure, from hiking trails to casual hangouts. The darkly comedic motif makes it a conversation starter, while its soft fabric ensures all-day comfort. Available in earthy tones, it’s designed for anyone with a love for the outdoors and a cheeky sense of humor.
From the brand: Fresh air. Gorgeous views. Mild existential dread.
The
Go Outside Worst Case Scenario A Bear Kills You Tee
is for the adventurous souls who love camping, hiking, and wandering into the woods — but also acknowledge that nature is beautiful
and
terrifying. Equal parts dark humor and outdoorsy charm, this funny unisex graphic tee is ready to go wherever your questionable survival instincts take you.
Made from lightweight, super-soft 100% ring-spun cotton, it features a classic unisex fit that’s breathable, flattering, and built for everything from trail treks to snack breaks in the Subaru.
🐻 Soft, lightweight cotton (4.2 oz) — adventure-approved
🌲 Unisex fit — relaxed, flattering, and non-clingy
🧵 Printed by hand, just for you
🎨 Available in Pebble Brown, Lavender Blue, Thyme, and Tan
🧺 Wash cold, hang dry. Graphic will gently fade over time (like your fear of bears… maybe)
Perfect for hikers, campers, mountain wanderers, and anyone with a love for the outdoors
and a twisted sense of humor.
