Introducing limited-edition sunglasses featuring burnt orange lenses and black frames. Adorned with a strikingly low red heart pattern on the arms, these sunglasses add a playful twist to any gaming grind or outdoor adventure. Specifically designed to stay put, ensuring no slippage or bounce even in the most frustrating moments. Perfect for those who appreciate style with functionality, these sunglasses offer both aesthetic appeal and practical durability.
From the brand: [BEEP-BEEP, BEEP-BEEP]
"Oh, better take a potion. Shoot, I'm out!!!)
[BEEP-BEEP, BEEP-BEEP]
"Fine. I'll chop up these bushes and get some....money?! I don't need money. I need health!!!"
[BEEP-BEEP, BEEP-BEEP]
"Okay, I got this. I'll kill that cyborg lizard. Enemies always have...NOOO!!! HE GOT ME!!!"
[BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP]
"AHHHHH!!! I'M IN A..."
Low Life Crisis. Limited-edition sunnies featuring burnt orange lenses, black frames, and a dangerously low red heart pattern on the arms. They won't slip or bounce while you throw your controller at the wall 'cuz you died right in front of the shop selling health potions. (TIP: Check the interweb to see if you can exploit any glitches for unlimited health.)
