This striking tank top features a bold 'CYNIC' graphic that channels the nostalgic energy of aggressive childhood fashion. Crafted from an eco-friendly Tencel fabric blend, it offers a soft, breathable feel reminiscent of cotton. The stretchy design ensures comfort while making a statement, perfect for the proud optimist looking to stand out. Its fitted silhouette and ribbed texture create a stylish layering piece for any season.
From the brand: This reminds me of the No Fear shirts from my childhood. They were these very aggressive shirts that young boys would wear that would taunt the reader and imply that they were wusses. I feel like this shirt is doing the same thing. I am a proud optimist. Does that mean people who wear this cynic shirt and I are going to be like oil and water?
Right before I hit my rock bottom, I would make snow angels right in front of my yard. I lived in Los Angeles and was making snow angels on the concrete right on the sidewalk in front of my condo.
Is Ric Flair Painting The Town Brown?
A wild rumor has been making its way around the internet, claiming that wrestling legend Ric Flair—yes, the Nature Boy himself—has allegedly been making the rounds in Downtown Tampa, hopping from bar to bar, pounding kamikazes… and allegedly losing control of his bowels along the way.
The bizarre claims originated from a now-deleted Reddit post by a Tampa local using the handle HonchoPoncho824, who asked the city’s subreddit:
“Does Ric Flair keep coming to your restaurant and shitting himself?”
They went on to say, “Man has shit himself like 6 times this year, drunk as fuck at bars and other restaurants. He gets thrown out of Water Street places all the time. Anybody in the service industry having to deal with this shit too?”
There’s absolutely zero proof to support any of this—but that hasn’t stopped the internet from doing what it does best: running with it. Service industry workers especially have turned the thread into an impromptu confessional booth for some of the most horrifying restroom tales imaginable.
One Redditor, Shartnado3, chimed in with this gem:
“The general public has zero understanding of bathroom etiquette. I worked at Pizza Hut for five years, and I saw things no human should. One time it looked like someone downed a whole bottle of Ex-Lax and rode one of those spinning carnival rides while exploding in the stall. There was shit everywhere—and they locked the door, so I had to crawl under it.”
Whether there’s any truth to the Ric Flair rumors or not, one thing’s clear: restaurant bathrooms are a war zone, and the troops on the front lines have stories that would make your stomach turn.
Got a horror story from the service industry? Drop it in the comments—we’ll bring the gloves and air freshener.
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What is tencel?
Tencel is a natural sustainable fabric that comes from Eucalyptus tree pulp. The wood pulp is processed into fiber, then yarn, then fabric. This process “closed loop” and environmentally friendly because it recycles water and reuses the solvent at a recovery rate of over 99%. Our soft, ribbed Tencel fabric is custom made and dyed by us. 88% tencel and 12% spandex. It’s comfy, breathable like cotton or linen, stretchy, and natural.
